Red Pill or Blue Pill?

Rasslin' fans around the world, welcome to the most trivial decision of your lives! You can either choose to take the red pill (an existence without suspension of disbelief, lacking astonishment and bliss but with a surplus of dreadful reality and stress) or the blue pill (a vicarious existence as you leisurely read about my lighthearted affairs on SmackDown! vs RAW 2006 GM Mode, to be updated often.) The choice is yours. Regardless, I will enjoy documenting this detailed record of my fun.